I’ve finished shopping.
I’ve finished wrapping.
I’ve baked some cookies.
I’m watching Cosmopolis.
I never want to have to leave the house again.
The fact of the matter is today was the only day I had to leave the house to get a present. I got everything else online. I tell you what, don’t go out, it’s awful. People are going mad, biting one another, gouging papercuts into their own genitals with receipts. Just stay indoors. It’s nice.
Merry Christmas.
Paul Schiernecker 