It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

I’ve finished shopping.
I’ve finished wrapping.
I’ve baked some cookies.
I’m watching Cosmopolis.
I never want to have to leave the house again.

The fact of the matter is today was the only day I had to leave the house to get a present. I got everything else online. I tell you what, don’t go out, it’s awful. People are going mad, biting one another, gouging papercuts into their own genitals with receipts. Just stay indoors. It’s nice.

Merry Christmas.