Daddy Cool

Today is my Dad's birthday. I won't divulge his age, I don't think he would want that. What I will say is that I have a couple of brilliant presents for him and that he doesn't look a day over fifty. I have a strange relationship with 'my old man' by which I don't mean [...]

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I'm pleased to announce that I am well on the way with some new writing. With a little assistance from Life Rapture's very own Benjamin Spall I am planning on releasing a book of short stories on Kindle in the coming months. At the moment I'm calling it 'Where Did All The Money Go' after [...]


Last night I went to see Pointless being recorded with my two pet Lukes. I don't think I've ever watched it before but it was better than a kick in the teeth. It's pretty much the opposite of Family Fortunes, by which I mean it isn't hosted by a cunt. What amazed me was how [...]