Author: Paul

  • To Scotland.

    I spent this weekend in the lovely city of Edinburgh. I had not been to Scotland before and I must say, it is beautiful. It represents the furthest north I’ve ever been, mostly because I’m a soft Southern shandy. I was treated to a whistle-stop tour as well as laughs and family in abundance. Prior of course to being in Edinburgh comes the flight.

    It’s not so much the flying that I dislike, it’s the issues around it. Somehow I had believed you needed a passport to fly on a domestic flight so this meant insuring my youngest brother had a passport (for the first time in 6 years). This was a trek in itself, one that I will relay at some point in a novelised form.

    For some reason our flight was delayed by an hour which meant the rush and duress I was put under to arrive at the airport on time came to nought. After having the contents of my overnight bag well and truly ruffled we were allowed access to the bar. This of course is the best bit about flying.
    An hour later we were invited to board.
    I don’t understand how it happened but the sight of the three of us got to one of the air stewardesses and she spent much of the journey gently teasing us. We tend to be treated in this way. I blame my brothers for being so darned handsome.
    The flight itself was less than an hour which meant it seemed undue proximity for us to be in another country. As we headed out to the hire car collection point we kept turning our heads as accents headed back in the opposite direction. They sounded Scottish enough.
    We got our car (a Vauxhall Mokka) and shot up the six miles to the city. We were due to stay with my Mum’s second cousin who none of us had seen in some time. He works as a professor of genetics at Edinburgh University, brilliantly intelligent, interesting and caring.
    When we arrived I was reminded of the brownstones of New York, big old buildings with wide steps, tall doors and happy dogs in the windows. Cousin Tim was on the top floor, the penthouse if you will. He came down to meet us and then led us up the four flights of stairs to his beautiful apartment where we met his partner Megan.

    Having shaken off our travels we headed out for dinner and ended up in a restaurant called Hectors’, befittingly this was the name I was given when I was just a jumbled up embryo and my parents needed a solid name to refer to me by. The food was good. The Peroni was as Peroni is anywhere.

    Once our bellies were lined and we felt suitably balanced, Tim took us on a tour of his new city, having only been there since April himself. I’ve never been anywhere like it. There was so much history but it didn’t feel oppressive and overhanging like many areas of London. The streets appeared to have pushed the buildings back, kept them at bay so you could always clearly see the sky, and a sun that never seemed to want to go to bed.
    After travelling the Royal Mile up to the castle and back to Holyrood Palace we sent the others back and went for a whiskey with Tim in a packed out watering hole where a bright young thing strummed through acoustic covers of songs I would always love.
    We were told they had no Jura and in my panic I asked for Jamesons so our toast to Scotland was performed by Irish whiskey.
    Once we had our fill we walked back, up the stairs and collapsed into our put up beds, Robb somehow getting his claim on the double while Edd and I slept on sofas in the lounge.

    We awoke to the most beautiful sunshine tickling the tops of the constant chimney stacks and giving our best view yet of our host city. It looked amazing, like a toy town, too ideal to exist to scale.
    After breakfast I gave Tim and Megan a copy of my new book. I liked the idea of having visited a city and leaving a part of me in it and I knew the novel would be in safe hands with the pair of them. One false start later we took off to Pitlochry to pay tribute to family and to hike through the Black Spout walk before lunch at the river where the salmon leap. Robb and I had haggis, neeps and tatties because we are bore-off tourists and that’s what you have to do.

    We got back to the city centre after a short storm to try and get our fill before our evening flight. This involved buying shortbread and magnets, looking at tartan capes and considering them an actual possibility, doing bad Scottish impressions and winding each other up before heading back for another delayed flight.

    I would love to have more time to experience it and I’m sure it will call me back again soon but the brief experience I did have with the people I was with suited me perfectly.

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  • FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE STAMP COLLECTIVE.

    HI ALL,

    From today you can get my new book The Stamp Collective absolutely free. This is an exclusive five day offer.

    Click here for Amazon page.

    If you have a Kindle or the Kindle app on your smartphone then please download it.
    At this stage I just want to spread my writing like a fever. I want as many people as possible to share in this experience with me and you can be a part of that.
    Download it now and enjoy.
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    COVERsized

  • The Stamp Collective Book Launch.

    On Friday I held a book launch at The Alex in Southend. It was something I have wanted to do ever since I attended the amazing event that Joe Gardner held last year for his book Jet Tea. Basically I was jealous.

    It turns out that hosting a book launch is bloody brilliant. You get a room full of your best and brightest friends, you get one of them to sing some lovely songs, you get another to introduce you and then everyone gets drunk on wine and high on spring rolls.
    I was particularly taken with the stamp cupcakes that Kate made because she is an absolute treasure.

    The book is now available on Amazon, in both paperback and as a Kindle download. From Monday it will be free to download for five days as part of a promotion. All i want is for people to read and enjoy my work. If you have a copy then please pass it along or lend it out when you are finished. If you don’t have a copy then just ask.

    I would like to thank everyone who came along and give a big thumbs up to Nat for helping to save the event from being an absolute lame duck.

  • Book Launch speech

    Last night I celebrated the launch of my first novel at The Alex in Southend. Here’s my speech:

    I was told last night it was a requirement at a book launch to give a speech. Twenty minutes ago I started writing one.
    I stand before you tonight as a man who has written a book. Before that, I was a man writing a book and before that still I was a man.
    If you haven’t written a book then you are in that position, unless you are a woman, in which case you are still a woman. Regardless of any way you have been chosen to be represented you are full of potential. I would like to dedicate tonight to anyone who is sat on a good idea. I would like to tell you to go for it. It’s only because I am surrounded by such incredible people that I was able to start realising my own potential. I look around this room and see all of you who do.
    I would like to thank you for being a part of this, especially Ben for introducing me, to Kate for believing in and for dealing with me in the capacity of both a girlfriend and a carer. To my friends and to my family, especially Robert and Edward who are never entirely aware of how much I am watching them and noting down every stupid word they say in the hopes I can turn it into literature.
    I would like you to raise a toast to The Stamp Collective.

  • Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright

    To celebrate the birthday of my heroes; my dad and Bob Dylan, I covered Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright on my dad’s old acoustic guitar.

  • The Stamp Collective proof copy is here…

    With a week to go before the launch of my first novel I finally received the proof copy.
    I invited artist and all round good egg Adam Gardner, who designed the cover, to be part of the special moment and tell me I look like I’m in late 80’s Dexy’s Midnight Runners.

    As an aside, I have purposely cut any shots of the book or mention of the cover to protect the mystery around it. All will be revealed on 30 May.

  • I am pleased to announce I am having a book launch to celebrate the arrival of my first novel ‘The Stamp Collective’.
    There will be music and readings and books and more (the more might be wine).

  • No. 1 Party Anthem

    This is one of my favourite tracks from the latest Arctic Monkeys album.

  • Cover To Cover

    On Wednesday evening I sat down over some marinaded chicken livers with Adam Gardner, my friend and go to designer, to talk about the ideas he said he had sketched for the cover of my new book The Stamp Collective. 

    As I sipped at my bottomless Coke Zero he took a bound notebook from his satchel and presented me with what he referred to as “the rough idea”. He turned one page towards me and what I saw was an image that has raced across my mind since before I sat down in August 2013 to start writing the novel. His vision and line-work were as though he had traced it from a projection shot out of my brain. 
    Quite simply, it is sublime. 

    The additional notes he gave me on the overall look and feel only backed up my decision in offering him the role of designing what will be my first independently published novel. He designed the cover for my book of short stories Where Did All The Money Go? as well as the artwork for the Stalin musical I co-wrote and put on as a two man show in November last year. 
    This design is something else.

    As such, I have decided to keep it under wraps which in itself is an in-joke considering the concept art which will be lost on you until you read the book. This goes against everything I usually do. I’m one to take the first chance to blast an image or an idea everywhere as soon as the opportunity is afforded to me. I want to take a slower path and build towards this as an event. 
    The Stamp Collective is coming.
    Get it down yer lad. 

  • My longest lesson.

    This week has been pretty full on for me.
    If you know me at all you will know that I like to have irons in the fire, or fingers in pies, or whatever other metaphor you choose to use for staying busy. It just so happens that this week involved a number of those different fires or pies burning me.
    That’s not to say that anything bad happened, just that I had an awful lot on, more than usual. It will all hopefully reveal itself in time.
    What I have come to realise, and this is where the longest lesson part comes in, is that my thoughts of how bad it is going to be are always far worse than the reality of the task or the problem.

    I sat down on Saturday with a daunting headline ahead of me, and thoughts of what I would do if I didn’t make it and whether there was any room to manoeuvre within, but for the week before I had been building it up, along with everything else to make it seem an awful lot harder than it actually turned out to be.

    I suppose what I am trying to say is that the longest lesson, and one I am still learning is, it doesn’t matter how hard something may seem or how much work there is to be done, you can do it. Stop thinking about how hard it is going to be and get along.
    You’ll find that the tasks can soon be knocked down if you just have the power to stand up.