I like to think I have a pretty good bullshit detector built up through years of people dropping out on promises or trial and error or however else you learn these things. That's why I have very little time for the fake and bake attitudes I see around me. I'm not saying that there's anything …
The Only Way Is Anything But Essex.
While I appreciate the fact that The Only Way In Essex (or TOWIE as people insist on calling it) has brought a lot of people out of the gutter of wearing sportswear and taught them how to slick their hair over with the soaked appeal of the 'wet look' I can't help but wonder where …
Take the power back.
I have massive issues with feeling powerless, I'm not sure if it is something that everyone suffers with but I'm sure it's more than just me. I think the problem stems from being a child, it wasn't adults who made me feel that way though, it was other children. Adults quickly cottoned on to the …
Hair (Let the sun shine)
I've been battling my hair for a decade now, I grow it and them I cut it and them I grow it again. It never gets really long, it just gets big. I inherited the Jewish curl on my mothers side and boy does it show. The fact of the matter is that I always …
Less often, but better.
So I went out on Saturday night, for the third time this year at a guess, the other two I remember were birthdays (a friends and then my own). It still hasn't completely won me back. I was worried that it was just me who thought the place was mostly populated by wankers but my …
Cutting loose.
There come times in every one of our lives where we just have to give up to our primal urges, tonight my urge is dance and drink. This year I have pretty much evaporated my alcohol intake for a number of reasons. It feels good to be going to my favourite night spot for the …
Procrastination
I've always struggled to focus on a task, I can't put that down to any singular reason though because it covers both things I want to do and things I have to do, so it's not just that I get bored as I previously thought because I procrastinate when I'm writing and that is purely …
Skint.
Today is statistically a terrible day for me, every nineteenth of every month for the last three years is just a dumping ground for negative feelings in my body. Today is the day before payday. I'm not a materialistic person (as I'm quite sure I've mentioned before) but money sure as hell makes me blue, …
The Push.
I've been with my girlfriend for a year and a half now and I'm beginning to get the push. That's the term I'm going to use to describe it. It covers occasions where friends and family say things along the lines of 'so errr....you've been together for quite a while now...errrrr when are you errrr …
Tupac from the dead.
Don't get me wrong, I've watched the footage of Dre and Snoop at Coachella this weekend with a hologram version of their old playmate Tupac (who was shot dead in 1996) and it is absolutely incredible that something like that is possible but my fear is what it is leading to. There's something a little …
