I’m back on the commute. That’s fine because its Friday and I have the rest of The Great Gatsby to read. Yesterday I managed to wrap most of the Christmas presents I have bought and I recorded a new video (here) I also went to the dentist for the first time in five years. It … More Back to it

I recently recorded a new demo. Hear it here. James had this to say on it. It’s the best review I think I’ve ever had: Well that was shit. Look what you made when you could of spent that time with me getting high doing fuck all…… I’m kidding I really liked it. Prefer your … More House Of Cards (demo) review by James Lloyd.

Today is my last day off this year (not including Christmas and Boxing Day). After this it is solid work. I’ve been thinking about starting another novel, despite the fact I haven’t finished redrafting the current one. That’s what I should really get done today. Instead I’ll make a stupid video about moustaches and go … More Paul Schiernecker’s Day Off

I have a terrible habit of dropping myself in it. I get this from my mother’s side. No wait, actually. I get it from both sides. I seem to often get caught trying something, I’m that guy. The one who takes a joke too far. Recently I was at the cinema with my incredibly beautiful … More These two sides of my brain need to have a meeting.

This morning I was going to start recording. The first problem of the day arose when I couldn’t find my microphone lead. I still haven’t found it, just so you know, there will be no microphone lead conclusion to this post, it’s still missing, presumed lost of stolen. While I was looking for it I … More Always in the last place you look.

Today I’m going to try and find some clothes. I’m doing this alone. I have a habit of making terrible choices when left to my own devices in this fashion. Then again I once went shopping with my friend Mex and he convinced me to buy a brown leather jacket. Yesterday Kate took me shopping, … More Shopping.

It’s Sunday morning. I have a cup of tea. This is how I like things to be. That rhymes. I didn’t do that on purpose, I don’t think. Nobody is awake yet. I’m not entirely sure who is actually here to know if anyone should be awake yet but nobody has appeared and I’m assuming … More Making plans.